That's nothing. We once engaged the police in a 72-hour armed standoff solely because we didn't have any pants on. Then there was the time we started a raging forest fire just to cause a distraction so no one would notice we wore two different colored socks to the hike that day. And there was the time we faked our own death because we realized we left the house in a new shirt but didn't take the little "L" sticker off. Clothing is just like a loaded gun, folks. If you're careless with it, someone could end up getting hurt real bad.

Sources: The Gainesville Sun