History: What did Native Americans use peace pipes for? A: KILLING CHEATERS!

Dude. Whoah. Not cool. If there are two things we're supposed to respect, it's the peaceful togetherness of Thanksgiving, the community fun of Trivial Pursuit, and the calmness that bongs bring. What do you mean that was three things? Don't tell us we're wrong! We'll kill you with this hollowed out apple core! Wait, don't leave, we're sorry. It's your turn in Scrabble. What is that? Qi is not a word. Show us the dictionary. YOU HAD A FAKE SCRABBLE DICTIONARY MADE YOU CHEATER WE'LL KILL YOU AND MAKE A MUMMY WITH ROLLING PAPERS!

Sources: Michael Berry