"You'll never nail me, pig. The funny t-shirt industry is too powerful!"
This is either the greatest t-shirt to wear before getting intoxicated around a trailer park playground or the worst. This scene contains more authentic t-shirt irony and hilarity than every banner ad on Facebook combined. While a hipster wearing this shirt would probably do nothing worth being arrested beyond smoking pot in their apartment, the Mona Lisa smile on this bro's face says he just did something awesome. And juding by the beads on the guy in the background, this looks like a Mardi Gras warmup at a trailer park; in other words, the best day ever.