A Swedish man released a revenge fart that was so potent, police were brought in.

A Swedish man released a revenge fart that was so potent, police were brought in.
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According to the Swedish paper The Local, a man let loose a fart in a woman's apartment in Laholm, Sweden. But this was no mere intestinal chirp. The gas smelled so rancid that the woman called in the police to address the situation.

"It smelled very bad in the apartment," she said, presumably before desperately shoving an oxygen mask back on her face.

A Swedish man released a revenge fart that was so potent, police were brought in.
The face or the victim or the offender?

Unfortunately, this fart was not a joyful fart: it was, reportedly, a vengeful fart that the man emitted after the women refused to sleep with him. Well, this incident sounds immature on multiple different levels. 

In spite of the condemning scent and curious circumstances, the police aren't pressing charges, The Guardian reported. "It’s impossible to prove that he wanted to pass particularly smelly wind on purpose," Kenneth Persson, spokesperson for the Laholm Police said. 

Persson's response leads one to believe that if the farter had indeed admitted to said flatulence, this mysterious man with super-human gas would be in more serious trouble. It also makes one wonder more about how this situation went down: like did the guy stick around to ensure his fart was disgusting that poor woman as he intended? 

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Most importantly, what did this man eat to incur such a wrathful fart? Whatever it was, it should quickly be added to the universal list of things not to consume before a date. 

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