British newspapers are automatically NSFW.

I take back every gun-control argument I've ever made: clearly, someone needs to start shooting British teenagers. They're horrible, all of Europe hates them, and although it is a totally unrelated and unnecessary insult, most of them are unattractive. Guns are pretty verboten in Britain, however, except for muzzle-loading black powder pistols, so we'll just have to hope that Mike Williams does, indeed, get his hands on him and "kick him in the arse so hard he'll never shit again."

Sources: redditor YoYoMa_007 | Sunday Sport