12 dumb criminals who stole phones and accidentally uploaded their selfies to the cloud.

12 dumb criminals who stole phones and accidentally uploaded their selfies to the cloud.
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Imagine that you were a total jerk and stole somebody else’s phone (or found it) and started using it to take selfies. In addition to being a jerk, you’re also an idiot, because most people’s smartphones back up those pictures to the cloud, Dropbox, or some other place where they can be used to shame you online.

1. J'accuse!

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Strong evidence suggests he just stole some kid’s phone.

2. Bucket list.

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You’re a thief, unibrow baby. An adorable thief, but a thief nonetheless.

3. Unibrow baby, all grown up.

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Unibrow baby is still up to his old tricks of stealing phones and chilling his drinks in a bucket.

4. Hello, ladies.

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Room for one more.
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5. Happy holidays.

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Phone theft is the true meaning of Christmas.

6. Jammin'!

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Jammin’ in his jammin’ Jams, that is.

7. A day at the bleach.

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This is the best mustache picture since
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8. A product of society.

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He only had enough money to buy a phone or 100 gallons of hair gel.

9. Hey.

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Whut.

10. Whut.

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Hey.
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11. Peace out.

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Yeah, you know who else made that gesture?

12. Sinners gonna sin.

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Guess he uploaded this selfie
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