The 10 most deliciously absurd fast-food related crimes ever committed.

The 10 most deliciously absurd fast-food related crimes ever committed.
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The next night he broke into an Atomic Wings and made himself a large with pepperoni.

There comes a point in everyone's life when you ask yourself if you're hungry enough to throw it all away just to get a burger in your body. Maybe the delciiously immediate promise of fast-food culture makes us behave differently than we normally would. Or maybe the criminal element is just something we naturally suppress, until we come in proximity of some low-priced meal options and lose control. We can't read the minds of these fast-food related perpetrators, but we can say they're some of the most ridiculous crimes we've ever had the pleasure to read about.

 

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The Hamburglar is real and he lives in the woods! He also hangs out at Arby's sometimes.

 

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We once bought a Zune at a Burger King and when it turned out to be a block of wood we were so relieved.

 

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"He did it gradually." This was the most sensal man who ever stepped foot in a Bojangles.

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Did she at least score the cops some nachos?

 

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Always eat your evidence!

 

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This is the part of the post where we go from amused to ashamed.

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And now we go from ashamed to feeling really dirty inside.

 

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Those BB gun pellets probably cost more than the extra nickel.

 

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We've done worse things for our McDesserts, and we'd do it again dammit!

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