Crime blotter for extremely wealthy town reveals that rich people will call the police for absolutely anything.

Crime blotter for extremely wealthy town reveals that rich people will call the police for absolutely anything.
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Well, it was probably a package of drugs, then!

In the third most-expensive zip code in America—Atherton, California—what passes for crime wouldn’t even warrant yelling “my husband has a gun!” in the less savory parts of the country. The best part of these real crime blotters is that the towns nearby are struggling with some serious problems—home invasions, muggings, domestic violence—which are printed right next to the things people in Atherton imagined that week.

 

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