Please let this be the plot of Oceans 14. "We need a pickle man, a guy who can get a lid off jars, someone to buy the bread, someone to make sure the lettuce is washed, and we still don't have a guy to slice the cold cuts." "You wanna make the world's biggest hoagie Danny? It can't be done." "Three. I wanna make three of the world's biggest hoagies." "Gonna need a lot of mayonnaise." They can do it to thwart Andy Garcia's plan to open a chain of Blimpies or something.