He turned a little B&E into a little B&B.

Just 5 to 10 more minutes years. (via FOX43)

Last weekend, a—you guessed it—Florida man was found peacefully dozing on the couch of a home he had broken into. The homeowner roused the 29 year-old Timothy Bontrager around 7:30am and demanded to know what he was doing. He apologized and went on his way only to be scooped up by the police a little later. It turns out Bontrager had tuckered himself out pilfering credit cards and writing some personal checks to himself—the little guy had a big day and got too sweepy!

Sources: FOX43