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When you're already in jail for one crime and then you get accused of murder, you don't have much to lose. As one convict named Denver Allen figured, you might as well tell the judge to suck your dick.

And in the left corner, it's Denver "Donkey Dick" Allen.
And in the left corner, it's Denver "Donkey Dick" Allen.

Allen, a man now and forever known as Donkey Dick, flipped out when Floyd County Superior Court Judge Bryant Durham (a.k.a. "Fuckman") denied his request to be appointed a new public defender. Donkey Dick, who had allegedly beaten another inmate to death, said his current Public Defender couldn't adequately represent him unless he had Allen's dick in his mouth.

Sources: h/t Gawker