A Texan man has been arrested after claiming anti-police protesters defiled his truck, but, uh, it was him. Sowwy!

Scott Lattin has been hoist by his own petard. That's a very old saying, which we assume applies in this case, where a man is being investigated by the police for messing up his own truck and then starting a GoFundMe page for repairs. In his original report to the Whitney police force, Lattin's claimed his truck, on which he had written "Police Lives Matter," was desecrated by vandals, who wrote "Black Lives Matter" and other bon mots that start with "f" and end with "uck." Police took his report and some photos, then opened the case.

Sources: Fox 4 News