Two women are facing criminal charges for twerking on a stranger in a story that is actually way less funny that it sounds on the surface. A teacher was in a gas station in Washington D.C. when two women started harassing him and, yes, sexually assaulting him. One of them twerks on him while another grabs his crotch. He wanted to do something to make them stop, but noticed that there were men standing outside of the store watching the assault, men who he thought might be their pimps. Here's closed circuit surveillance footage of the incident:

Sources: ABC7 | WUSA 9