On duty and tappin' booty. (via)

Two deputies in Seminole County, Florida no longer have a scheduling conflict between the affair they've been having and their jobs, because both of them have been fired for having sex while on the job. Deputy Joseph Fetchick's estranged wife discovered her husband was having an affair with a coworker shortly after discovering that his phone's texting function was tethered to her iPad.

Sources: Death and Taxes