Dumb Crime

<p>Martin Tate is a 31-year-old man from Wales who is wanted for assault, according to local police. You&#39;d think someone running from the law might choose to <a href="https://www.someecards.com/life/digital-life/facebook-fakes-own-death/">stay off Facebook</a>, or at least take a break from posting. But not Martin Tate, and this may end up being his downfall.</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="276" src="https://giphy.com/embed/xT3i12awROqXSb1jNK" width="480"></iframe> <p>On Tuesday, North Wales Police <a href="https://www.facebook.com/NorthWalesPolice/photos/a.10150264069001955.367532.45660601954/10155507237591955/?type=3" target="_blank">shared</a> this photo and post calling for Tate&#39;s arrest on their Facebook page:</p> </div><oembed>https://www.facebook.com/NorthWalesPolice/photos/a.10150264069001955.367532.45660601954/10155507237591955/?type=3&amp;hc_ref=ARSzS4Kd9f8Po9yn-MvkjFTzZd9HqKhZqXZuUziZCY8lT1xQC_EHzpWqC8Ume3DkXL0</oembed><p>They wrote:</p><blockquote> <p><a data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;*N&quot;,&quot;type&quot;:104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/caernarfon?source=feed_text&amp;story_id=10155507237591955">#Caernarfon</a> man Martin Tate 31 <a data-ft="{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;*N&quot;,&quot;type&quot;:104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wanted?source=feed_text&amp;story_id=10155507237591955">#wanted</a> by Police for assault and is avoiding us. Where he&rsquo;s hiding?? Call us on 101 or @Crimestoppers</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Tate, wherever he is, was apparently tipped off to his newfound Facebook infamy. He couldn&#39;t resist the urge to weigh in:</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" height="132" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/image-4B17Sr.png" width="700" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> </figure><p><span style="letter-spacing: -0.01em;">I mean, you gotta hand it to this guy, he&#39;s got nerve. But so does the North Wales Police Department, who posted this chilling response:</span></p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" height="188" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/image-Pf5N2E.png" width="700" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> </figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="266" src="https://giphy.com/embed/DJsUONwCcWfS0" width="480"></iframe> <p>But despite the cops&#39; threat, Tate couldn&#39;t stop internetting. He later posted ANOTHER comment on the post calling for his own arrest:</p> </div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" height="130" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/image-7lgO7t.png" width="700" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> </figure><p>This prompted some to call him a &quot;legend&quot; in the comments, while others were quick to point that he is wanted for assault, and we should not be hailing him as a &quot;legend.&quot;</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://giphy.com/embed/xhz40U8Z40gla" width="480"></iframe> <p>So, where is Martin Tate now? <a href="http://mashable.com/2017/09/14/police-facebook-exchange-with-wanted-man/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial#93f2IE3XNaqz" target="_blank">According to Mashable</a>, the North Wales Police department said the suspect is still at large. &quot;We are still conducting enquiries to locate and arrest him,&quot; said a spokesperson.</p> </div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Meanwhile, the man can&#39;t stop Facebooking. He&#39;s on a tear. Last night, he posted this pic of him and a friend (or lover? we don&#39;t know his life!):</p><oembed>https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=366810553757843&amp;set=a.269143456857887.1073741828.100012867033696&amp;type=3&amp;theater</oembed><p>Followed by another photo of the duo holding what appear to be bottles of wine:</p><oembed>https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=366815743757324&amp;set=a.269143456857887.1073741828.100012867033696&amp;type=3&amp;theater</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Man, this guy is cocky. And speaking of <em>cocky</em>, today he posted a photo of a man with a penis drawn onto his head and proceeded to get in a c-word-ridden fight in the comments section.<em> </em>Ummmmm, no offense North Wales Police Department, but how have you not managed to catch this guy yet?</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="254" src="https://giphy.com/embed/qwhoLuIJiiGCQ" width="480"></iframe></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

World's cockiest criminal trolls his own 'Wanted' ad on Facebook. Big mistake.

Martin Tate is a 31-year-old man from Wales who is wanted for assault, according to local police. You&#39;d think someone running from the law might choose to stay off Facebook, or at least take a break from posting. But not Martin Tate, and this may end up being his downfall. On Tuesday, North Wales Police shared this photo and post calling for Tate&#39;s arrest on their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/NorthWalesPolice/photos/a.10150264069001955.367532.45660601954/10155507237591955/?type=3&amp;hc_ref=ARSzS4Kd9f8Po9yn-MvkjFTzZd9HqKhZqXZuUziZCY8lT1xQC_EHzpWqC8Ume3DkXL0They wrote: #Caernarfon man Martin Tate 31 #wanted by Police for assault and is avoiding us. Where he&rsquo;s hiding?? Call us on 101 or @Crimestoppers Tate, wherever he is, was apparently tipped off to his newfound Facebook infamy. He couldn&#39;t resist the urge to weigh in:  I mean, you gotta hand it to this guy, he&#39;s got nerve. But so does the North Wales Police Department, who posted this chilling response:  Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. But despite the cops&#39; threat, Tate couldn&#39;t stop internetting. He later posted ANOTHER comment on the post calling for his own arrest:   This prompted some to call him a &quot;legend&quot; in the comments, while others were quick to point that he is wanted for assault, and we should not be hailing him as a &quot;legend.&quot; So, where is Martin Tate now? According to Mashable, the North Wales Police department said the suspect is still at large. &quot;We are still conducting enquiries to locate and arrest him,&quot; said a spokesperson. Meanwhile, the man can&#39;t stop Facebooking. He&#39;s on a tear. Last night, he posted this pic of him and a friend (or lover? we don&#39;t know his life!):https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=366810553757843&amp;set=a.269143456857887.1073741828.100012867033696&amp;type=3&amp;theaterFollowed by another photo of the duo holding what appear to be bottles of wine:https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=366815743757324&amp;set=a.269143456857887.1073741828.100012867033696&amp;type=3&amp;theaterMan, this guy is cocky. And speaking of cocky, today he posted a photo of a man with a penis drawn onto his head and proceeded to get in a c-word-ridden fight in the comments section. Ummmmm, no offense North Wales Police Department, but how have you not managed to catch this guy yet?