We'll venture to say Aaron Templeton isn't a very successful meth-dealer. For one thing, isn't meth kind of a seller's market? Have meth dealers really resorted to cold-calling possible addicts? Could make for a fun Glengarry Glen Ross reboot. "The leads are weak! Gimme the dental patient leads!" "Put! That crystal! Down!" Anyway, whomever Aaron Templeton was trying to text should probably change his number so it's not just a few digits off from a narc's if he ever wants to get his meth addiction off the ground.

Sources: KLEW TV