Christina Lafave, terrible masseuse. (via)

What is the world coming to when you can't even trust a masseuse you hired after midnight in a Las Vegas bar to not steal your watch and hide it in her vagina? That's what 66-year old Kenneth Herold must have been asking himself after his watch went missing during a late night massage at Wynn Las Vegas' B Bar back in January.

It started when Herold and Christina Lafave were having drinks and he mentioned something about parts of him being stiff and that he could really go for a massage from a professional. This is where it gets crazy, because - miracle of miracles! - turns out, Lafave gives professional massages! Herald was so thrilled by this lucky turn of events that he immediately forked over 300 bucks and the two of them went back to his room.

Sources: HyperVocal