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The boy hasn't been able to nap for days.

A six year old Colorado boy has been suspended from school for kissing a female classmate on the cheek. The boy had already been disciplined for kissing the same girl before, so it was decided the first grader's second offense called for several days in front of the television.

From there the story hops the train to Kookyville, because the school also labeled it "sexual harassment" on his permanent school record. Could you imagine if the worst thing you did as a six year old stayed on your permanent record? If your eyes happen to wander during a test on shapes you could wind up with "cheater" on your permanent record. God forbid a kid craps his pants during recess on Taco Friday because the result could be a rejection by his first-choice college over an indecency charge. 

Sources: nbc news