Some rowers in Poland invented a new sport.

How many Polish people does it take to row a boat? Twelve, but it still won't go anywhere.

In case you don't appreciate that joke, keep in mind that I, the author, am both Polish and dumb, so it's OK. In fact, this sport speaks to something in my blood. I find it much more engaging than all these other sports with rules, and structure, and numbers. I might have to put my own team together. I'll just use the guys who help me change my lightbulbs.

Sources: Kaveh Kavoosi