If you said 'Wyoming,' you're really bad at guessing.

The culprit being rescued from himself. (via Local 10)

Here's what you need to know: A guy stripped himself naked and proceeded to climb a rusty, raised drawbridge. Once at the top, he started shouting unintelligible things at the gawking bystanders 100 feet feet below while "waving himself around." It eventually became clear that he couldn't figure out how to get back down by himself, so the local fire department had to spend two hours and untold resources bringing him safely back to the ground, so that he can continue on with his life of doing crazy, reckless nonsense.

Sources: Free theme | Sun Sentinal | Local 10