Fast food lunch.

Watching this woman inhale a slice of turkey in less than a second, you don't think, wow, that was quick, but rather, what the hell just happened? Was there an edit? And why the hell is the dude in the baseball hat standing behind her? Do you really need a spotter to eat a slice of turkey? Regardless, the turkey disappears so quickly that it looks more like a magic trick than a feat of speed-eating. Also, I feel obligated to point out that, even though the 14-second clip of this lovely woman eating turkey is in no way NSFW, the comments on YouTube are, not surprisingly, very NSFW, NSFL, OMG, and WTF?

Sources: Uproxx