Man seeking equally terrified woman. (screengrab via

Someone posted an ad to the Boston Craigslist this week titled "Escape the Apocalypse with me." The 36-year-old male claimed to be seeking a woman who would run away with him now to his shelter and help him repopulate the planet when the Ebola epidemic was all over.


The ad reads:

Ebola is about to break loose in America. It's already in Dallas and Atlanta. Boston will be its next stop I am sure and soon airplanes, taxis, and the T will not be safe. Don't wait for it to be too late. I have been prepping for about 10 years in the Vermont mountains and have a hidden sustainable bug out shelter well off the grid and completely self sufficient. I only fear that by going there now, alone, I will emerge in 10-15 years to find humanity has succumbed to this modern day plague and I will have no way to keep the species going.
Sources: | h/t reddit