All aboard the SS Silver Lining. (Via)

This pic of a cleverly named boat (with an extremely unfortunate font choice) was shared on reddit by user pumpkincat1 with the headline, "A friend of mine just dropped out of high school and this is what his dad did..." Nicely done.

This name is more appropriate than the dad and the kid might realize, seeing as today's college degree depreciates in value nearly as quickly as a boat purchase. And the best thing is, when he's out of options the kid can sleep there instead of in his parents basement. Everybody wins.

Sources: redditor pumpkincat1