Sorry Gandhi, but you might have merited a few more paragraphs if you could turn into an 18-wheeler. Or at least if Michael Bay had been given the green light to direct your biopic. Admit it, that scene where all the peaceful Indians march to the ocean to make salt would have been way more exciting with some ear-splitting, visually confusing explosions. We were kind of okay with Optimus having so much Wiki coverage. We only got depressed when we discovered that all these famous historical figures are similarly dwarfed by the Wiki article for Starscream. You're only feeding his power, Wikipedia.