A college student named Lauren got a furious email from her professor, who had presumably just sent it to the entire class of ingrates. These jerk millennials—isn't this just so typical?—didn't even bother to show up for the first day of class.
Not. A. Single. One.
"Today was the first day of class and nobody showed up," he wrote, under the subject line "disappointed."
It was an online class.
A fact the professor realized exactly 15 minutes later.