Education

<p>A college student named Lauren got a furious email from her professor, who had presumably just sent it to the entire class of ingrates. These jerk millennials&mdash;isn&#39;t this just <em>so typical</em>?&mdash;didn&#39;t even bother to show up for the first day of class.</p><p>Not. A. Single. One.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: @Laurenclairee6" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/laurenclairee6/status/902181870766567424" height="546" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/drop1-Mc4fV0.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/laurenclairee6/status/902181870766567424">Twitter: @Laurenclairee6</a></div></figure><p>&quot;Today was the first day of class and nobody showed up,&quot; he wrote, under the subject line &quot;disappointed.&quot;</p><p>It was an online class.</p><p>A fact the professor realized exactly 15 minutes later.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter: Laurenclairee6" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/laurenclairee6/status/902181870766567424" height="725" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/drop2-FJ6THy.jpg" width="700" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/laurenclairee6/status/902181870766567424">Twitter: Laurenclairee6</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Lauren tweeted the two emails side-by-side, and note the absolutely perfect subject line in that second email.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/laurenclairee6/status/902181870766567424</oembed><p>As the tweet started to go viral, witnesses had questions:</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/katilinhaybad/status/902353199880921089</oembed><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Most online professors have normal classes too so he probably just went to his normal room lol</p>&mdash; Britton (@Brhoades21) <a href="https://twitter.com/Brhoades21/status/902384538445164546?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>And then they just started feeling bad. Like, remember <a href="https://www.someecards.com/life/digital-life/papaw-cookout-sad-burger/">Paw Paw</a>? The heartbreaking tale of a grandpa who made a dozen burgers for his six grandkids and only one showed up? This is like that.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Paw paw made 12 assignments for all 6 students <a href="https://t.co/6SFA0Nn0me">pic.twitter.com/6SFA0Nn0me</a></p>&mdash; evan0. (@evnmusic) <a href="https://twitter.com/evnmusic/status/902423690830274561?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Because even though the professor wasn&#39;t even supposed to have students in his classroom, he <em>thought</em> he was supposed to have students in his classroom.</p><p>And that must have made him feel like a loser.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">He was probably so hurt when no one showed up I feel so bad😂😭</p>&mdash; Aisha🦋 (@nsty_bori) <a href="https://twitter.com/nsty_bori/status/902387923819130880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>He probably checked RateMyProfessor.com just to make sure he hadn&#39;t done something terrible last semester. But don&#39;t worry. This isn&#39;t about to become a sad story, because most of the internet is full of unfeeling monsters, so they just made jokes instead.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Went from &quot;Disappointed&quot; to &quot;Im Sorry&quot;<br><br>Pretty much how every relationship goes.</p>&mdash; Lupin Worshiping Noel Niihashi (@XOF_FGC) <a href="https://twitter.com/XOF_FGC/status/902428021604270080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/killgianna/status/902391016656961536</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>But wait! Apparently, this isn&#39;t the only academic who&#39;s been burnt by online classes. One professor weighed in with this nightmare-fuel anecdote:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I&#39;ve had students not show up for first class because they thought it was on-line when it wasn&#39;t. One guy showed up week 12.</p>&mdash; Brian Regal, PhD (@tarbosaur) <a href="https://twitter.com/tarbosaur/status/902577238864011264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>It&#39;s a modern take on the wake-up-and-missed-your-exam dream. Technology is a delight.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Professor loses his sh*t when no one shows up to his class. Just one problem.

A college student named Lauren got a furious email from her professor, who had presumably just sent it to the entire class of ingrates. These jerk millennials&mdash;isn&#39;t this just so typical?&mdash;didn&#39;t even bother to show up for the first day of class.Not. A. Single. One.Twitter: @Laurenclairee6&quot;Today was the first day of class and nobody showed up,&quot; he wrote, under the subject line &quot;disappointed.&quot;It was an online class.A fact the professor realized exactly 15 minutes later.Twitter: Laurenclairee6Lauren tweeted the two emails side-by-side, and note the absolutely perfect subject line in that second email.https://twitter.com/laurenclairee6/status/902181870766567424As the tweet started to go viral, witnesses had questions:https://twitter.com/katilinhaybad/status/902353199880921089Most online professors have normal classes too so he probably just went to his normal room lol&mdash; Britton (@Brhoades21) August 29, 2017 And then they just started feeling bad. Like, remember Paw Paw? The heartbreaking tale of a grandpa who made a dozen burgers for his six grandkids and only one showed up? This is like that.Paw paw made 12 assignments for all 6 students pic.twitter.com/6SFA0Nn0me&mdash; evan0. (@evnmusic) August 29, 2017 Because even though the professor wasn&#39;t even supposed to have students in his classroom, he thought he was supposed to have students in his classroom.And that must have made him feel like a loser.He was probably so hurt when no one showed up I feel so bad😂😭&mdash; Aisha🦋 (@nsty_bori) August 29, 2017 He probably checked RateMyProfessor.com just to make sure he hadn&#39;t done something terrible last semester. But don&#39;t worry. This isn&#39;t about to become a sad story, because most of the internet is full of unfeeling monsters, so they just made jokes instead.Went from &quot;Disappointed&quot; to &quot;Im Sorry&quot;Pretty much how every relationship goes.&mdash; Lupin Worshiping Noel Niihashi (@XOF_FGC) August 29, 2017 https://twitter.com/killgianna/status/902391016656961536But wait! Apparently, this isn&#39;t the only academic who&#39;s been burnt by online classes. One professor weighed in with this nightmare-fuel anecdote:I&#39;ve had students not show up for first class because they thought it was on-line when it wasn&#39;t. One guy showed up week 12.&mdash; Brian Regal, PhD (@tarbosaur) August 29, 2017 It&#39;s a modern take on the wake-up-and-missed-your-exam dream. Technology is a delight.

These jerk millennials—isn't this just so typical?—didn't even bother to show up for the first day of class.