Congratulations, kid. Your determination to write your paper in tiny, illegible handwriting has finally pushed your teacher over the edge from "I can at least take a modicum of pleasure in failing these YOLO-spewing idiots into oblivion" to "Fine, whatever — just let me coast through these last few years until I can pick up my pension." If there's one strategy where American children might have an edge over their well-mannered Asian counterparts, it's annoying their elders into surrender.

Sources: Reddit