Today, an unexpected candidate joined the 2016 race: this crying kid.
I will admit, this is a bold announcement video, Zeke — I've never seen a candidate announce his run with both tears and a pacifier before.
Well, I have good news and bad news, kid: You and Hillary can both run for President, but you need to wait about 43 or so more years. And there's not quite as much play in the White House as you might be expecting. That said, I've never seen a candidate before who's honest enough that, when asked why everyone should vote for him, answers, "Because I want to run for president."
Your bold moves might just be what this country needs, Zeke.