A guy used emojis to request sex, and this woman's emoji reply was perfect.
These are the cave drawings we're leaving for future generations to discover. (via BroBible)
As depicted above, a man creatively used pictures instead of words to ask a woman named Amanda on Tinder to have sex with him. It clearly required at least some effort, since it takes way longer to find the desired emojis than it does to type the words "Me you do kissing hot sex then pizza?" Oh wait, he was probably just copy/pasting the string of emojis to everyone on Tinder. Anyway, here was Amanda's genius pictorial response:
Short answer: no. I will not have sex and pizza with you. (via BroBible)
Not only did this dude know he'd been bested, he realized this woman's response was a total gem and he submitted the screengrabs to BroBible (only click if you are a real man, OK?). In an ideal world he has learned from his mistake, but I have a feeling he's going to keep sending the same message to women on Tinder. Who knows, maybe now he can only get off to the sight of a breathtaking combination of emojis turning him down for sex.