[UPDATED] We dare you to find a better headline than this.

[UPDATED] We dare you to find a better headline than this.
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[UPDATED] We dare you to find a better headline than this.

(Via Fox News)

UPDATE: Is this headline even better? Note: The man had 27 pieces of rock cocaine in there. That weren't his. (Thanks to Katie Cameron for submitting this on our Facebook page!)

[UPDATED] We dare you to find a better headline than this.

(Via WLOX)

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