The midseason finale was called “In the Blink of an Eye," which is about how much time needs to pass for this family to make more money than any of us will all year. Despite the near car-crash and a psychic's poor prediction that Kimberly Kardashian West kouldn't konceive, the state of the Kardashians remains strong.
Here are 5 moments we knew it was time to throw in the towel on ever escaping our level in the kaste system:
1. You may have played Pictionary with a Jackson family but none of them had made the best music video of all time, Thriller.
2. The only way your face would be on the side of a building is if you went on a bank-robbing spree to pay off your college loans and the FBI wanted you. And, there's no way they'd care enough to make your face bigger than what would fit on an 8 ½ x 11 from a Kinko's copier.
3. No one ever raises a glass to you because you raised everyone in the room's tax bracket.
4. When you were a teenager talking about souls being connected you sounded like an idiot, not a role model for the rest of the nation to grow the f*ck up.
5. If you're dumb enough to use a psychic, it probably won't be national news when they're wrong. Unless the psychic said you could totally get away with robbing a bank.