Taylor Swift and her friends had a better, more patriotic 4th of July than you.

Taylor Swift and her friends had a better, more patriotic 4th of July than you.
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Your July 4th photos look like crap compared to T. Swift and co.





Happy 4th from me, @gigihadid, @marhunt, @britmaack, @serayah and @haimtheband :)
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You think you're patriotic, but you don't have access to the kind of tanned, beautiful friends and gorgeous, dramatic backdrops necessary to pull off a truly American Instagram shoot.

You don't love anyone as much as this all-American girl loves this all-American Scottish guy. If you tried to jump romantically onto someone's back, they'd fall over.

Friendly relations between Scotland and America. @calvinharris

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Do you own a red, white, and blue water slide or even a giant pool full of swan floats? You don't? Your citizenship should be revoked.

Swan squad.

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Comfy floaty ☺️ @taylorswift
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You are completely lacking in famous British friends to play the bad guys.

When Ed shows up in a red coat for the 4th of July because he just can't let it go. @teddysphotos

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You don't even have a large yet cozy kitchen to bake in, do you? Or an oversized but somehow graceful white sweater that perfectly complements your gently tousled hair? Or six friends to spread frosting with at once?

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Making the infamous flag cake @taylorswift @gigihadid @marhunt @babyhaim #HappyFourth
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The end result + sparklers + help from @austinkingsleyswift Thanks @inagarten!!

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You might as well move to Canada.

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