The "X-Men:Apocalypse" trailer was leaked from Comic-Con, ya nerds.

The "X-Men:Apocalypse" trailer was leaked from Comic-Con, ya nerds.
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All your favorite characters in one grainy, shaky trailer filmed from some guy's pocket.

Hey, it's Sansa Stark as Jean Grey! She really can't catch a break, huh? Jean Grey witnesses the end of the world and BOOM, things get started. We get to see Jennifer Lawrence, Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy (with hair, thank god) and a bunch of other new mutants who will probably get killed after looking fierce and saying one line of dialogue.

My dark truth is I know almost nothing about X-Men that doesn't come from the movie franchise. I'm one of them. So, here are some guesses for what happens in this film based on the trailer and that limited background:

  1. Professor Xavier goes Dark Phoenix at some point.
  2. Mystique is a hero briefly, then Michael Fassbender's sexiness makes her evil.
  3. A lot of people stand around in that finding mutants chamber thing-y throughout the movie even though it's the most boring setting of all the other films.
  4. We forget everything that happened almost immediately after leaving the theater, except for Quicksilver.

Any other guesses?

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