Nothing stops the show.
Posting a video of someone's pad falling on the floor would normally be kind of sad and inappropriate. However, Mexican singer Patricia Navidad has elevated that scenario, after it happened to her on Univision's live show Despierta América, with her mature response to the gaggle of people losing their sh*t over her embarrassment. If she even is embarrassed. She seems mostly hot and famous. Her tweets on the matter have been getting a lot of attention:
“They say that a man who treats a woman like a princess was raised by a queen, those who attack, who raised you?”
Dicen que una hombre que trata a la mujer como princesa, ha sido educado por una reina, los que agreden y ofenden, quien los educo??— Patricia Navidad (@ANPNL05) July 14, 2015
“Too bad all the men that are making fun of this weren't there, because if it is what they say it was I would've loved to have smeared it on their face."
Lástima que no estaban allí todos los hombres q se están burlando, porque si es lo q dicen, me hubiera encantado embarrárselos en la cara— Patricia Navidad (@ANPNL05) July 14, 2015
“I DONT NEED WINGS TO FLY, I HAVE IMAGINATION AND THANKS TO GOD I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.”
PARA VOLAR NO NECESITO ALAS, TENGO IMAGINACIÓN Y GRACIAS A DIOS SENTIDO DEL HUMOR, SI USTEDES QUIEREN QUE SEA TOALLA, PUES ES TOALLA JAJA— Patricia Navidad (@ANPNL05) July 14, 2015
“I'M NOT A BOXER, I'M A WARRIOR, AND I NEVER THROW IN THE TOWEL, UNLESS I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE."
NO SOY BOXEADORA, SOY UNA GUERRERA Y NUNCA TIRO LA TOALLA, AL MENOS Q YA NO ME SIRVAigual que la chancla no la vuelvo a levantar!!— Patricia Navidad (@ANPNL05) July 14, 2015
The word for pad in Spanish is roughly "sanitary towel," so Patricia is punning in that last tweet.
Look, she's obviously a brave lady. I mean, she wore a maxi-pad instead of a tampon with that mini-dress! And though I'm loving her response, it's mostly weird that people think she could have responded differently. Like, maybe she should just have walked directly into the ocean instead? Hung her head and done a walk of shame through the streets? Sh*t happens. If you're on the rag, you might just lose a pad. And the mariachi band plays on...