And on the seventh day God created BDSM.

"See, the gag was because I wanted to practice the monastic vow of silence and the handcuffs, well, I get tired of having to exert energy holding my hands together to pray. This erection? Oh that's just me being excited about your uniforms, er, I mean God." Haven't churches learned from politicians yet? If you're vocally anti-gay like this diocese's bishop is, it's only a matter of time before one of your priests makes the news for calling the police (we like to think he dialed with his nose, or some other appendage) because he mislocated the key to his (we like to think leather) restraints.