Redditor Menagerii posted this image under the headline, "From now on when people ask me why I'm a stripper, I'm going just going to show them this picture (one day of work- 11:30am to 3am)." If you don't feel like counting it (we couldn't bring ourselves to), commenters indicate that comes to $3,345, or over $215 per hour. She must give off a super-strong "I think the stripper really likes me" vibe. We'll try not to think about this image when we eat the leftover pasta we brought into work for lunch because we couldn't afford to spring for a $6 turkey wrap.

Sources: Redditor Menagerii