No inane, no gain.
Don't you just hate going to the gym? Ugh! What do you think is the worst part? Running on the treadmill? Riding the stationary bike? Those are bad, but if you ask me, the worst part is that one machine for which you have to grab a handle with one hand and a loose disc weight with the other, and then you hop back and forth until your muscles are huge and bulging? What's that machine called?
Wait, that machine doesn't exist? Are you sure? Well then, what the hell is this guy doing?