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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Action man. Governator. And now, your personal guide in blowing the goddamn hell out of anything.

As a kid, did you ever wish that you could have your own personal action hero? A Schwarzenegger of your very own who could beat up your bullies and pull you onto helicopters choppers to make daring escapes from gym class? Well, as you probably learned through several painful years of schooling, nobody is going to come save you from the sea of annoyances and tormentors known as your classmates. But now that you're an adult, you do have the opportunity to work out your residual grudges through good ol' fashioned violence by blowing things up with the Commando himself, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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