Not sure if you heard the news, but Facebook was down today. Inaccessible, a mirage. A void where once there was connection. People took it...well.
Is Facebook down?? What if someone from high school got fat and I don't know about it??— mah ree nah (@marinarachael) August 1, 2014
Facebook has been down for 15 minutes and I'm freaking out because I don't know if anyone is having babies, eating food, eating babies, etc.— Schindizzle (@Schindizzle) August 1, 2014
Just a heads up, Facebook is down so expect a call any minute from your weird aunt.— Drew Schnoebelen (@Dschnoeb) August 1, 2014