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Pictured: A food that is not spicy.

If by "too hot for HBO" I mean "Last Week Tonight was off this week, so this is a web exclusive that only you, a dues-paying member of The Internet Club, will get to see." 

While I disagree violently with John Oliver's stance on pumpkin pie, I also agree that pumpkin spice lattes taste like a candle (very specifically). In fact, I love pumpkin pie, and I am constantly offended by how little pumpkin spice lattes and other pumpkin spice drinks actually taste like pumpkin, and how much they taste like a vague "spice." 

Sources: Last Week Tonight