This is Annie Schwenker.
Annie's the one on the left and she's not dead. (via Twitter)
She used to be an ordinary 17-year-old. Then, she went on a cruise ship with her friends for spring break this year, and became an Internet superstar.
She and her friends were making their way down to a club on the ship when they decided to "rail surf" the rest of the way.
"I was completely sober," Schwenker told BuzzFeed, explaining, "I only fell because I was stupid and let go with my hand which you can't do when you're railing surfing."
Luckily for us, Annie's friends had the foresight to capture her epic fall on Snapchat and share it with the world even when Annie asked them to delete it.