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Ladies and gentlemen, she's at it again. Anyone who knows me knows how much I love Gwyneth Paltrow's blog, Goop, and all the hilarious things it tells us we should buy. (Vagina eggs, anyone?) The Goop shop's latest product, available just in time for Valentines Day, is a gold-plated butt necklace.

Goop describes this necklace as "the definition of cheeky."
Goop describes this necklace as "the definition of cheeky."

The necklace, which Goop is calling "Le Derriére Dorée" can be yours for a mere $370 dollars. And, remarkably, it's almost sold out.

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Are butts not your thing? Not to worry! Goop also has a gold plated boob necklace available. The "Rubies Boobies Doré" will cost you $507. (The price difference is probably thanks to the boob necklace's ruby nipples.)

Well, I am sufficiently delighted. WHAT WILL GWYNETH PALTROW THINK OF NEXT?! I can't wait to find out.