Look away! Look away!!!

I've got some bad news and some worse news.

The bad news is that the food scientists at KFC have done the unthinkable and crossbred their Double Down sandwich with a hotdog and created something they're calling a Double Down Dog. This is a hotdog served on a fried chicken "bun" and covered in goopy cheese sauce.

The worse news is that this monstrosity is only available in the Philippines! And they're only serving fifty a day, so even if you were to get on a plane now, chances are they'd have reached their daily quota by the time you land.

Sources: KFC Philippines | h/t Uproxx