Didn't you know that skinny manatees are called Heathers?

It must be a Thursday, because an American corporation is insulting its customers for no reason.  Twitter user Susan Clemens was shopping online for a nice grey dress, and when she looked at the plus-sized version she discovered that not only was the larger expanse of fabric somehow less expensive (go figure), the color had changed to that of a permanently obese sea mammal. The only difference is that manatees eat vegetables. Crap, we couldn't not do it either. Target took it down, but not before it had spread everywhere. Target's defense? They sell lots of things in Manatee Grey. Like bath mats.

Sources: Redditor ElderCunningham | Business Insider | Twitter @suZen