Man creates adorable photo album to demonstrate how to be the worst father in history.

Man creates adorable photo album to demonstrate how to be the worst father in history.
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Babies are going to get their hands on alcohol no matter what, so giving it to them only discourages thievery.

What's it take to be a good dad? Some people say it's the ability to listen and give your child all the encouragement he/she needs. Others say it's the ability to protect your child from the reality of life by burying your feelings of failure and crying only in your car. Luckily, photographer and journalist Dave Engledow decided fatherhood is all about propping your baby up in the most adorably precarious staged photos imaginable. Here is just a sample of the collection starring Dave and daughter Alice Bee. Check the Facebook link at bottom to get a look at the full set and find out just how much you can get away with before someone calls Child Services.

 

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Killer babies in the woods. That's why we don't have any windows in our house.

 

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Our dad never exercised with us. He just stole from our piggy bank to pay for his stomach staples.

 

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If babies could be trained to make us coffee we'd start having as much unprotected sex as possible.

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That's what, thirtty-two pounds at the most? Parents are too lenient these days.

 

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The lockbox in between them contains all her neuroses she'll be unpacking at therapy later.

 

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He just got to the part where there's a well-written sentence.

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