Sheets of our fathers.

There was probably no shortage of things Eric Cire's wife would've liked him to accomplish with his son Remy with a free Sunday afternoon--cleaning the garage, mowing the lawn, watching a documentary. If she left a detailed list of 100 different activities for the two of them, I guarantee that "design and build the world's most elaborate toilet paper gun to attack me with when I get home" would not have made the cut.

Sources: BroBible