(Screen still from Quentin Tarantino's "Death Proof")

Finals time is a stressful time for our nation's youth. In days of yore, kids could go ahead and pull a fire alarm or phone in a bomb threat to their school building to get out of an exam. We're of course in a less innocent time now, when such acts will result in the kid getting out of finals due to the felony charges they'd face. Which means they have to resort to more creative methods.

They did say please. (Via Uproxx)

Sources: Flagpole | h/t Uproxx