It had to be explained to us by the Redditor who posted it, but this absurd exam isn't just the work of a professor in the midst of a nervous breakdown. That "Answer All Questions" instruction at the top apparently means you're supposed to turn in a blank sheet of paper since none of these prompts are phrased as questions. Clever, but isn't this a waste of money? When we were in college, we had to work two jobs to pay Asian kids to take our exams for us. We were paying them to use their knowledge, not so they could enjoy funny pranks. Just no respect for the value of a dollar here. The questions get crazier below:

Sources: Redditor smileyboiii