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According to the Redditor who posted it, this note was left for a male waiter at a TGI Fridays. But is this really hostile, or just a casual observation that the female customer wanted to share? Imagine if the note read, "Just FYI, I think your face might be a little too narrow for me to fit on it. I'd probably slip off your bony slab of a face and knock over an end-table. Just a heads up." Or suppose she was on the fence and wrote, "Really not sure if I would fit on your face or not. Kind of busy with other stuff so I'm going to have to backburner this, cool?" Given the alternatives, this waiter clearly got off easy.

Sources: Redditor rubbadubba