Get this girl some chap stick.
The Internet has fallen in love with hood jam connie, which is a lot more than the 10-year-old was reaching for.
Her Vine, meant to win only one heart, that of hood jam james, includes a lot of uncomfortable lip-licking, eye-inking, and throwing up the deuces, all set to a jazzy beat. She sent her dispatch out with the caption "for my baby hood jam james (winky-face emoji, side-eye emoji), but it ended up being for everyone else. (Click the bottom right for sound)