(Stock photo. The actual alligator was not nearly this handsome.)

After being pulled over by police for reckless driving, a Florida man ran from the cops and hid in a swamp—swamps are a dime a dozen in Florida, so you only have to run a few feet to hide in one—where he soon found out that one of the alligators inhabiting said swamp was a mole in an alligator suit. The alligator took him down with bites to the arm, face, and underarm. The man escaped, but ended up at the hospital, where he was discovered by police. "Thanks, pal," said the police to the alligator. "All in a day's work," said the alligator. And an idea for the greatest children's picture book ever was born.

Sources: Sky News